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Buttload Of Cats

Buttload Of Cats
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch with Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez — First Appearance: "Trent?!"


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Since I'm now single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats
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— Rebecca, "Trent?!"


"Buttload Of Cats" was a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch accompanied by Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez. In this song Rebecca is sings about being single and getting a bunch of cats. The song's first appearance was in the Season Three episode "Trent?!".

The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast Version Edit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Buttload of Cats The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Buttload of Cats The CW

Lyrics:


Rebecca:
It's come to this
Like I knew it would
Since I'm now
Single for good

I know just what
I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
A buttload of cats!

Heather, Valencia and Paula:
A buttload of cats!

Rebecca:
A buttload of cats!

Heather, Valencia and Paula:
Way too many cats!

Rebecca:
When you're a permanent bachelorette
It's mandatory that you go out and get
A buttload of cats!

Oh yeah!

I walk myself down
to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams that have died

I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labelled big and small
The sales lady asks,
"Is there one you like?"
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
I wanna buttload of cats!

Cats:
Meow! A buttload of cats!

Rebecca:
Gimme a buttload of cats!

Cats:
Meow! A buttload of cats! Meow!

Rebecca:
The sales lady's pumped
She's closing early
And heading home to her
sad walk-up apartment
Filled with her own buttload of cats!

Cats:
Meow, meow, meow

Rebecca:
That she got at a discount

Cats:
Meow, meow, meow

Rebecca:
'Cause she works at the cat store

Cats:
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Why have cats, over time, become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist

The ironic part is
we're not that friendly
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog?

Rebecca:
Nope! I wanna buttload of you guys!

Cats:
Okay, we warned you

Rebecca:
A buttload of cats!

Cats:
We're gonna ruin your couch

Rebecca:
There's a lot of evidence that
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy

Cats:
Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic
And then we peed on The Atlantic

Rebecca:
But I still want a buttload of cats!


Explicit Version Edit

In this version the title of the song is changed to “Fuckton Of Cats.”

Fuckton Of Cats - feat

Fuckton Of Cats - feat. Rachel Bloom - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'

Lyrics:

REBECCA
It's come to this
Like I knew it would
Since I'm now
Single for good

I know just what
I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
A fuckton of cats!

HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA
A fuckton of cats!

REBECCA
A fuckton of cats!

HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA
Way too many cats!

REBECCA
When you're a permanent bachelorette
It's mandatory that you go out and get
A fuckton of cats!

Oh yeah!

I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams that have died

I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labelled big and small
The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?"
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
I wanna fuckton of cats!

CATS
Meow! A fuckton of cats!

REBECCA
Gimme a fuckton of cats!

CATS
Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow!

REBECCA
The sales lady's pumped
She's closing early
And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment
Filled with her own fuckton of cats!

CATS
Meow, meow, meow

REBECCA
That she got at a discount

CATS
Meow, meow, meow

REBECCA
'Cause she works at the cat store

CATS
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Why have cats, over time, become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist

The ironic part is we're not that friendly
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog?

REBECCA
Nope! I wanna fuckton of you guys!

CATS
Okay, we warned you

REBECCA
A fuckton of cats!

CATS
We're gonna ruin your couch

REBECCA
There's a lot of evidence that
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy

CATS
Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic
And then we peed on The Atlantic

REBECCA
But I still want a fuckton of cats!


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