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Face your Fears
Performer(s): Paula Proctor — First Appearance: ""I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom and Sono PatelGenre: Soul, Gospel

If a bear runs at you in the woods, don’t run away. Look it deep in the eyes, put your hand on its chest, and say “Bear, I’m not afraid!”
— Paula, "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!"

Face Your Fears was a song sung by Paula Proctor who was trying to get Rebecca to throw a party in order to get some quality time with Josh away from Valencia. She had learned about Rebecca's traumatic past concerning parties but eventually managed to convince her to face her fears. The song's first appearance was in the Season One episode 'I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!".

The song with lyricsEdit

Face Your Fears (feat03:13

Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


I used to be afraid
Of so much in this world.
I’d tiptoe through each day, like some
Frightened little girl.
Then one day I realized I can’t just
Run and hide from life.
Now if someone pulls a gun on me
I pull out my knife!

(I don’t follow.)
Sit on my lap like I’m Santa and listen to me.

Face your fears.
Stare them down.
Don’t be scared.
Stand your ground.
‘Cause nothing is as scary
As it appears.
All you gotta do
Is face your fears.

(Okay, I think I’m starting to get it--)

If a bear runs at you in the woods,
Don’t run away.
(Yeah, I’m back here, sing to me.)
Look it deep in the eyes,
Put your hand on its chest, and say
“Bear, I’m not afraid!”
(Well that’s just dangerous.)
If you’re in a burning building,
And smoke is everywhere,
Keep calm, take a deep breath,
And stay right there!
(That’s not how smoke or fire works.)

Face your fears!
Run with scissors!
‘Cause you can fly,
Yes, you can fly.
Fly out of a window.
(Who are you singing to?)
Fly off a building!
Just believe in yourself,
Face your fears!

(Okay, I have so many problems with--)

‘Cause the children are the future!
Face your fears!
(Face your fears!)
(Oh my God.)
Follow your dreams!
(Follow your dreams!)
Stare at the sun!
(Stare at the sun!)
Play in the street!
(A busy street!)
If you’re scared of bees
(If you’re scared of bees)
Get stung!
(Don’t have an EpiPen ready!)
Reach for the stars!
(Literally touch a star)
Face your fears!
(Stars aren’t that hot!)

Face your fears!
(Face your fears!)
Join the Marines!
( Join the Marines!)
Swim right after eating!
(Don’t wait 30 minutes!)
‘Cause you are amazing!
(So amazing!)
Wipe back to front!
(Don’t wipe front to back!)
Drop out of school!
(School is stupid)
All you gotta dooooo…
(Is face my fears?)
Is face your
(Fears, I got it)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

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