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"California Christmastime" full music video from Rachel Bloom and the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

“California Christmastime”

Well, you can take your snow and shove it, This is our Christmas, and we love it! It’s 100 degrees, this elf is Vietnamese, That’s the way that California does it!

Even our Santa has a suntan, He’s also an unemployed stunt man. Is he even awake? (Yeah, I’m just really baked.) If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!

California Christmastime Is just a golden state of mind. Chet’s nuts roasting in the bright sunlight— Put on some pants, Chet!

And what would Christmas be Without historically low mountain snow Causing staggering drought? But hey, this eggnog froyo’s super tight! Super tight! ‘Cause this is California, And we do Christmas right! California Christmastime.

Don we now our surf apparel, And we have our own kind of Christmas carol. It’s this chick named Carol, She does henna tattoos. Carol’s 50 but no judgment, She’s still finding herself. We’re all finding ourselves!

Okay, there is no easy answer For our high rates of skin cancer. It took my dad’s life, And it killed my wife. Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

California Christmastime, We gather ‘round and sing songs by Sublime. And all our local reggae bands are white. The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn ‘cause Daddy makes big bucks directing porn. They may have gonorrhea, But at least it’s not frostbite! It’s not frostbite!

‘Cause this is California, And we do Christmas right! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! California Christmastime! Calif…you have places to be, I get it.


About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

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