Let's Have Intercourse Performer(s): Nathaniel Plimpton — First Appearance: "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?"
Let's have intercourse! Just pretend I'm seducing you!
— Nathaniel
"Let's Have Intercourse" is a performance by Nathaniel Plimpton III expressing his desire to have sex with Rebecca Bunch while stuck in an elevator. This was the result of an unexpected attraction he suddenly had for her after seeing her shirt accidentally unbuttoned. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Nathaniel Plimpton: Unfortunately I want to have sex with you Don't know what happened; Maybe you lost some weight. For some reason you're now on the top of my to-do list. Let's get this over with. So I can focus on other tasks.
Let's have intercourse! (Let's have intercourse!) Just pretend I'm seducing you... Come on let's quickly have intercourse... (Let's quickly have intercourse...) So I can move on With my life... My busy life...
You and I are both highly intelligent people. Although I'm in much better physical shape. Once we do it'll be like Well that's what that was like. And you'll hopefully go back To seeming weird to me, But right now...
Let's have intercourse! (Let's have intercourse!) I mean obviously you want to too! Just super quickly have intercourse! (Super quickly have intercourse!) You could use the exercise.
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not. My body wants things that make my mind go
'Uh, body What?!'. We're animals, It's unfortunate so come on let's contortion it! I won't be back to normal till I see what your nipples look like... They're probably straight forward nipples! I won't know for sure until we Stop wasting time talking 'bout it and super quickly, it'll only take second have intercourse! (Let's have intercourse!)
Good thing I happen to have an old condom in my wallet!
Notes[]
Homage[]
The song "Let's Have Intercourse" and the onscreen performance is inspired by the 2014 Ed Sheeran song "Thinking Out Loud" and its official music video.
For Your Consideration performance[]
On April 5, 2017 Aline Brosh McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Let's Have Intercourse" which was sung by Scott Michael Foster
