Sex with a Stranger

Sex with a Stranger
Performer(s): Rebecca bunch — First Appearance: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Sono Patel — Genre: Soul (think Beyonce/Ciara)

Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place, and I hope you’re not a murderer!

— Rebecca

"Sex with a Stranger" is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch. In the song the lyrics reflect her fears of casual sex with a random stranger. It was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!". The song is track number 12 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

The song with lyrics

Broadcast version

Lyrics: Leave it! Steppin’ in the club All those eyes on me But there’s only one pair that I see He got a tight ass bod, Big brown eyes Come on, cutie get between my thighs ‘Cause I... I don’t even know your name (It’s Jason) Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me Why... Don’t we just call each other baby It’ll be simpler Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place, And I hope you’re not a murderer! Kiss me, baby, all over the place, And please don’t be a murderer! Please don’t be a murderer! Pl-Pl-Please don’t be a murderer! I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playin’ with your thing You got a beautiful ass, Strong ass arms-- Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis. Have... You been tested for STDs? STDs, tell me please, STDs Then... Waited the three month window And got tested again Just makin’ sure Most people don’t know about the window. Hey sexy stranger, let’s go to my place, And please don’t harvest my kidney. Don’t give me that incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime! Uh, your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared. You haven’t aired out those balls in hours Please go wash your balls in the shower! The bathroom is right down the hall, ok? Please don’t steal anything on the way (Don’t steal!) Hey sexy stranger, I’ll be right back I just forgot to do the dishes Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood I promise I’ll be back Okay, see you in a second, bye!

Explicit version

Lyrics: Steppin’ in the club All those eyes on me But there’s only one pair that I see He got a tight ass bod Big brown eyes Come on, cutie get between my thighs Cause I... I don’t even know, your name It’s Jason Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me Why... Don’t we just call each other baby It’ll be simpler Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place And I hope you’re not a murderer Kiss me, baby, all over the place And please don’t be a murderer Please don’t be a murderer Please don’t be a murderer I’m sorry I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playin’ with your thing You got a beautiful ass Strong ass arms Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis. Have... You been tested for STD’s STD’s, tell me please, STD’s Then... Waited the three month window And got tested again Just makin’ sure Most people don’t know about the window. Hey sexy stranger let’s go to my place And please don’t harvest my kidney. Don’t give me that, incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime Uh, your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared. You was dancin’ in the club for at least a couple hours Please go wash your balls in the shower The bathroom is right down the hall, ok? Please don’t steal anything on the way, (don’t steal!) Hey sexy stranger I’ll be right back I just forgot to do the dishes Feel free to jerk off to stay in the mood I promise I’ll be back ok see you in a second, bye.