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"Textmergency" full music video from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, new Monday at 8/7c.


Time is running out You’ve got to act now. Stay one step ahead Of that moronic text somehow.

There’s no turning back Here in the danger zone. You’ve got to manually delete that text From that dude’s cell phone!

Thank you, officers! Good luck, Rebecca!

It’s a textmergency, Baby can’t you see. Textmergency, That term just occurred to me. It’s gonna catch on instantly!

Wait, what about texttastrophe? That sounds better to me! Texttastrophe! That could really spread virally! I prefer textmergency.

I accidentally texted my mother-in-law A picture of my erection.

I once group texted my whole staff About my yeast infection.

Exactly! It’s so relatable, that’s why I coined the phrase… Texttastrophe! That’s the meme, don’t you agree?

All do respect, Textmergency is the better term, Miss C.

Hmmm, I wanna go with texttastrophe I already put it on Urban Dictionary.

You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called. That’s right, it’s me, the ghost of Steve Jobs. What matters is that I control your lives from the grave! Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones, ha ha ha ha. And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient, and it immediately destroys your life, that’s called a messagepocalypse!

Get out of here, Steve Jobs!

Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We’ve gotten really off track…

She’s searching for the spare key. Look under the mat! It’s clearly hidden in that owl! Look in that flower pot, hurry!

Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce. Check the Buddha sconce, check the Buddha sconce!

She did it! Now she can delete the text She won’t need to come up with a textcuse! Texplanation! Textmergency just flows. No, dude, texttastrophe, it’s what it is. Dude, she’s totally right. Text-scuse me!


About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

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  • Textmergency

    "Textmergency" is a song that played as Rebecca raced to Josh Chan's apartment to delete a text...

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