Please don't be a murderer.
Starring Rachel Bloom Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen and Sono Patel Directed by Stuart MacDonald
"Sex with a Stranger"
Steppin’ in the club All those eyes on me But there’s only one pair that I see He got a tight ass bod Big brown eyes Come on, cutie get between my thighs
Cause I... I don’t even know, your name
It’s Jason Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me
Why... Don’t we just call each other baby
It’ll be simpler
Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place And I hope you’re not a murderer Kiss me, baby, all over the place And please don’t be a murderer
Please don’t be a murderer Please don’t be a murderer
I’m sorry I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playin’ with your thing You got a beautiful ass Strong ass arms Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.
Have... You been tested for STD’s STD’s, tell me please, STD’s
Then... Waited the three month window And got tested again Just makin’ sure Most people don’t know about the window.
Hey sexy stranger let’s go to my place And please don’t harvest my kidney. Don’t give me that, incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime
Uh, your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared. You was dancin’ in the club for at least a couple hours Please go wash your balls in the shower The bathroom is right down the hall, ok? Please don’t steal anything on the way, (don’t steal!)
Hey sexy stranger I’ll be right back I just forgot to do the dishes Feel free to jerk off to stay in the mood
I promise I’ll be back ok see you in a second, bye.
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