Performer(s): Rebecca, Valencia and Heather — First Appearance: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
Genre: Dance-pop; Pop-rap

Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! Friendtopia! Our manifesto is fun!
— Rebecca, Valencia and Heather

Friendtopia is a musical performance featuring Rebecca Bunch, Valencia Perez and Heather Davis. In the song they celebrate their new friendship and also make plans for world domination. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?". The song is track number 16 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

Song and lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Friendtopia The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Friendtopia The CW


You have now entered the world
of the Best Friend Squad.
And when you have friends
that are this best
you feel unstoppable.
So prepare to surrender
to the power of friendship
'cause we're going
to take over the world.
Like, actually, we are
actually going to
take over the world.
Well just, just look over there.

When our friends and I
stick together there's
nothing we can't do.
And when I say that
I specifically mean
we're gonna to stage a coup.

With the power of our
gossip giggles we'll storm
the Pentagon!

Then celebrate with
bottomless mimosas
on the White House lawn.

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
We're going to braid
each other's hair, then cut
each other's braids,
connect the braids,
to build a rope
to hang all of Congress!

Squad goals!

Stay together forever!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Squad goals!

Take control of the banks!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Squad goals!

Don't let a man come between us
if he does shoot him in the head!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:


A dystopia around our friendship!


Our manifesto is fun!


Now that we have total control
get ready for what's in store!
Our reign will be like
"Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"!

When one of us gets dumped
that becomes Memorial Day
All agriculture will be diverted
into making us Rosé.

There's a really exclusive sushi place
that never let's us in.
So when we don't get in we say:

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Let's just go home and drink Rosé!

Roll call!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:

The brainy one!
Head of censorship and mind control!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:

The cool one!
I put drugs in the water supply!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:

The sexy one!
Czar of torture!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:


We nostalgically watch
"Hocus Pocus"!

Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"!

All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"!

Or they will be killed!




The song "Friendtopia" is a parody of the British 1990's girl band the "Spice Girls". It specifically seems to be musically based on the single "Spice Up Your Life", while it's a visual parody of "Wannabe".
Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life

Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life

For Your Consideration performanceEdit

On April 5, 2017 Aline Brisch McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Remember That We Suffered" which was sung by Rachel Bloom and Gabrielle Ruiz with David Hull taking the place of Vella Lovell who couldn't be there due to other commitments.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Friendtopia

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Friendtopia

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"
· "Sex with a Stranger"

· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
· "Having a Few People Over"

· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)