Friendtopia

Friendtopia
Performer(s): Rebecca, Valencia and Heather — First Appearance: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
— Genre: Dance-pop; Pop-rap

Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! Friendtopia! Our manifesto is fun!

— Rebecca, Valencia and Heather

Friendtopia is a musical performance featuring Rebecca Bunch, Valencia Perez and Heather Davis. In the song they celebrate their new friendship and also make plans for world domination. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?". The song is track number 16 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

Song and lyrics

Lyrics: Rebecca: You have now entered the world of the Best Friend Squad. And when you have friends that are this best you feel unstoppable. So prepare to surrender to the power of friendship 'cause we're going to take over the world. Like, actually, we are actually going to take over the world. Well just, just look over there. When our friends and I stick together there's nothing we can't do. And when I say that I specifically mean we're gonna to stage a coup. Heather: With the power of our gossip giggles we'll storm the Pentagon! Valencia: Then celebrate with bottomless mimosas on the White House lawn. Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: We're going to braid each other's hair, then cut each other's braids, connect the braids, to build a rope to hang all of Congress! Squad goals! Valencia: Stay together forever! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Squad goals! Heather: Take control of the banks! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Squad goals! Rebecca: Don't let a man come between us if he does shoot him in the head! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! Friendtopia! Our manifesto is fun! Zig-a-zow! Rebecca: Now that we have total control get ready for what's in store! Our reign will be like "Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"! Valencia: When one of us gets dumped that becomes Memorial Day All agriculture will be diverted into making us Rosé. Heather: There's a really exclusive sushi place that never let's us in. So when we don't get in we say: Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Let's just go home and drink Rosé! Roll call! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Rebecca! Rebecca: The brainy one! Head of censorship and mind control! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Heather! Heather The cool one! I put drugs in the water supply! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: Valencia! Valencia: The sexy one! Czar of torture! Rebecca, Valencia, Heather: O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Friendtopia! We nostalgically watch "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! Or they will be killed! Zig-a-zow!

Notes

Parody

The song "Friendtopia" is a parody of the British 1990's girl band the "Spice Girls". It specifically seems to be musically based on the single "Spice Up Your Life", while it's a visual parody of "Wannabe".

For Your Consideration performance

On April 5, 2017 Aline Brisch McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Remember That We Suffered" which was sung by Rachel Bloom and Gabrielle Ruiz with David Hull taking the place of Vella Lovell who couldn't be there due to other commitments.