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Getting Bi

Getting Bi
Performer(s): Darryl Whitefeather — First Appearance: ""Josh is Going to Hawaii!""


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So if you ask me how I’m doing, here is my reply: I’m g-g-g-g-Gettin' bi! I’m getting bi!
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— Darryl Whitefeather


"Gettin' Bi" is a song performed by Darryl Whitefeather to his employees at his law firm. In the song he outs himslef to everyone as a bi-sexual at a meeting. While he is proud and excited about the new chapter in his life no one at the firm actually cares. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh is Going to Hawaii!". It is track number 17 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

The song with lyricsEdit

"Gettin' Bi" (feat02:31

"Gettin' Bi" (feat. Pete Gardner) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

I don’t know how,
I don’t know why,
But I like ladies,
And I like guys.
I realize it’s a surprise,
But now I see that that’s just me,
It’s not like I even try.
So if you ask me how I’m doing,
Here is my reply:
I’m g-g-g-g-getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
Oh yeah, I’m letting my bi flag fly!

Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie,
I’m a bi kinda guy, there’s no reason to be shy.
My oh my, it’s a fact I can’t deny.
I’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die.

Now some may say,
“Oh you’re just gay!
Why don’t you just go gay all the way?”
But that’s not it,
‘Cause bi’s legit.
Whether you’re a he or a she,
We might be a perfect fit.
And one more thing, I tell you what,
Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut.
Sure, I like sex.
Please make him stop.
But I’m no ho, I take things slow, until I feel at ease.

So if you ask me how I’m doing,
I’m feeling peppy, sprightly, spry,
I’m g-g-g-g-getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
And it’s something I’d like to demystify.
It’s not a phase,
I’m not confused—
Not indecisive—
I don’t have the “gotta choose” blues.
I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie,
You might just catch my eye
Because I’m definitely bi.

I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual.


NotesEdit

L.A. Pride ParadeEdit

The song Gettin' Bi was performed by actor Pete Gardner (Darryl Whitefeather) on June 12, 2016 in the annual L.A Pride Parade. He was there along with cast members Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch"), David Hull ("Josh Wilson") and Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan"). They were all representing the show on the amBi parade float. AmBi Parade float Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "Season Three Opening theme"
·The Buzzing From the Bathroom
·Head in the Clouds

· TBA

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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