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I'm So Good At Yoga
Performer(s): Valencia Perez — First Appearance: ""Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!""


Quote
As the morning sun kisses the lotus I kiss my own hoo-haa, can you do that?
EndQuote
— Valencia


"I'm So Good At Yoga" is a song Rebecca imagined being sung to her by Valencia Perez in which the yoga instructor boasted about how much better she was than Rebecca. It was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!". The song is track number 6 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast versionEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Good at Yoga The CW02:34

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Good at Yoga The CW

Lyrics:

We're in a yoga class
Now is the time
To let your mind go blank
And focus instead
On how awesome the yoga teacher is.

Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga!
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga!

Exhale on another sigh,
Rebecca sucks

I do stuff with my body
That no human should be able to do
Like putting my face behind my knees
Turning my hand, into a shoe.
As the morning sun kisses the lotus
I kiss my own hoo-haa,
Can you do that?
Greet each day, Namaste
Screeeeeewww you, you‛re fat

Look at me, Look at me
I‛m so good at yoga!
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga!

Look at her, look at her,

Look at her, look at her--
I‛m so much better than you!

If you want to just stay in child‛s pose, it‛s totally fine
(No, I‛m good I‛m an adult!)
I‛m not afraid to get tattoos and they are all in Sanskrit
(Panther!)
Butt stuff doesn‛t hurt at all, most times I prefer it
(That‛s what this tattoo says)

Look at her, look at her,
I‛m so good at yoga!
Look at her, look at her,
I orgasm instantly!
Look at her, look at her,
I‛m not afraid of clowns and trains!
Look at her, look at her,
My father didn‛t leave me!

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.

I‛m so good at yoga…

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.


Explicit versionEdit

I'm So Good At Yoga feat02:24

I'm So Good At Yoga feat. Gabrielle Ruiz (Explicit) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

We're in a yoga class
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead
On how awesome the yoga teacher is

Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga

Exhale on another sigh,
Rebecca sucks

I do SHIT, with my body
That no human, should be able to do
Like putting my face, behind my knees
Turning my hand, into a shoe
As the morning sun kisses the lotus
I kiss my own pussy.
Can you do that?
Greet each day, Namaste
FUUUUUUUUUCK you, you‛re fat

Look at me, Look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga

Look at her, look at her

Look at her, look at her--
I‛m so much better than you!

If you want to just stay in child‛s pose, it‛s totally fine
No, I‛m good, I‛m an adult…

I‛m not afraid to get tattoos and they are all in Sanskrit
(Panther!)
ANAL doesn‛t hurt at all, most times I prefer it
(That‛s what this tattoo says)

Look at her, look at her,
I‛m so good at yoga
Look at her, look at her,
I cuuuuuuuum vaginally
Look at her, look at her,
I‛m not afraid of clowns and trains
Look at her, look at her,
My father didn‛t leave me

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.

I‛m so good at yoga…

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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