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I Gave You A UTI

I Gave You a UTI
Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: ""Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Steven Gold, Rachel BloomGenre: Rhythm & Blues /Gospel


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I'm so good at sex your maiden ship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI!
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— Greg Serrano


"I Gave You a UTI" is a song performed by Greg Serrano. He was celebrating the fact that due to having had lots of sex with Rebecca he wound up giving her a UTI. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?". It is track number 23 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

The song with lyricsEdit

I Gave You a UTI (feat02:16

I Gave You a UTI (feat. Santino Fontana)

Lyrics:

Greg:
What's that burning feeling
every time you pee?

Well that's how it goes
after you have so
much awesome sex with me!

I gave you a UTI
Yeah I gave you...a UTI!
My sweet love injection
caused a urinary tract infection!

I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try

I gave you

a UTI!

Rebecca:
Okay, so it's not really a comment
on the quality of the sex as much as
a lot of sex has been happening and
there's just a very natural transfer
of bacteria...

Greg:
Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what
I've put them through!

Come on, sing with me!

Rebecca:
No, I'm not going to do that.

Greg:
I gave you...
I gave you...
a UTI!

A UTI!

Greg:
Yeah I gave you...
[I gave you]

.. a UTI!

I'm so good at sex
your maiden ship got wrecked!

My penis is the reason
you may die, die, die!

I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
cause I know just what you like!
But you should know for a week or so
you won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee
because I know a lot of times you have
to book the specific bike in advance.
Anyway...

I gave you...
I gave you
...a UTI!

A UTI!

Not a STD!'m
No STD's!
Just to clarify!

If it hurts to take a leak
well that's just part of my technique!
What has two thumbs
and gave you UTI?
This guy!

I gave you...
A UT...
I gave you..
A UT...
I gave you...
a U...T...I!!!


NotesEdit

InspirationEdit

In an MTV online article "How Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is Reinventing the TV Musical the creative process in writing "I Gave You a UTI" is detailed. Rachel Bloom originally had the idea for the song in order to glorify something gross and mundane. It was conceived of as a soulful Barry White number but later changed to something more Rock inspired. The shows Music producer Adam Schlesinger's primary inspiration for the song was a 2015 Rhythm & Blues hit by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats called "S.O.B". His song writing partner Steven Gold and Rachel Bloom worked on the lyrics.
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B04:23

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B. (Official)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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