I Gave You A UTI

I Gave You a UTI
Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: ""Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Steven Gold, Rachel BloomGenre: Rhythm & Blues/Gospel

I'm so good at sex your maiden ship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI!
— Greg Serrano

"I Gave You a UTI" is a song performed by Greg Serrano. He was celebrating the fact that due to having had lots of sex with Rebecca he wound up giving her a UTI. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?". It is track number 23 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

The song with lyricsEdit

I Gave You a UTI (feat

I Gave You a UTI (feat. Santino Fontana)


What's that burning feeling
every time you pee?

Well that's how it goes
after you have so
much awesome sex with me!

I gave you a UTI
Yeah I gave you...a UTI!
My sweet love injection
caused a urinary tract infection!

I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try

I gave you

a UTI!

Okay, so it's not really a comment
on the quality of the sex as much as
a lot of sex has been happening and
there's just a very natural transfer
of bacteria...

Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what
I've put them through!

Come on, sing with me!

No, I'm not going to do that.

I gave you...
I gave you...
a UTI!


Yeah I gave you...
[I gave you]

.. a UTI!

I'm so good at sex
your maiden ship got wrecked!

My penis is the reason
you may die, die, die!

I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
cause I know just what you like!
But you should know for a week or so
you won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee
because I know a lot of times you have
to book the specific bike in advance.

I gave you...
I gave you
...a UTI!


Not a STD!'m
No STD's!
Just to clarify!

If it hurts to take a leak
well that's just part of my technique!
What has two thumbs
and gave you UTI?
This guy!

I gave you...
A UT...
I gave you..
A UT...
I gave you...
a U...T...I!!!



In an MTV online article "How Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is Reinventing the TV Musical the creative process in writing "I Gave You a UTI" is detailed. Rachel Bloom originally had the idea for the song in order to glorify something gross and mundane. It was conceived of as a soulful Barry White number but later changed to something more Rock inspired. The shows Music producer Adam Schlesinger's primary inspiration for the song was a 2015 Rhythm & Blues hit by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats called "S.O.B". His song writing partner Steven Gold and Rachel Bloom worked on the lyrics.
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B. (Official)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)