FANDOM


I Gave You A UTI

I Gave You a UTI
Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Steven Gold, Rachel BloomGenre: Rhythm and blues/Gospel


Quote
I'm so good at sex your maiden ship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI!
EndQuote
— Greg Serrano


"I Gave You a UTI" is a song performed by Greg Serrano. He was celebrating the fact that due to having had lots of sex with Rebecca he wound up giving her a UTI. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?". It is track number 23 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

The song with lyricsEdit

I Gave You a UTI (feat

I Gave You a UTI (feat. Santino Fontana)

Lyrics:

Greg:
What's that burning feeling
every time you pee?

Well that's how it goes
after you have so
much awesome sex with me!

I gave you a UTI
Yeah I gave you...a UTI!
My sweet love injection
caused a urinary tract infection!

I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try

I gave you

a UTI!

Rebecca:
Okay, so it's not really a comment
on the quality of the sex as much as
a lot of sex has been happening and
there's just a very natural transfer
of bacteria...

Greg:
Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what
I've put them through!

Come on, sing with me!

Rebecca:
No, I'm not going to do that.

Greg:
I gave you...
I gave you...
a UTI!

A UTI!

Greg:
Yeah I gave you...
[I gave you]

.. a UTI!

I'm so good at sex
your maiden ship got wrecked!

My penis is the reason
you may die, die, die!

I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
cause I know just what you like!
But you should know for a week or so
you won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee
because I know a lot of times you have
to book the specific bike in advance.
Anyway...

I gave you...
I gave you
...a UTI!

A UTI!

Not a STD!'m
No STD's!
Just to clarify!

If it hurts to take a leak
well that's just part of my technique!
What has two thumbs
and gave you UTI?
This guy!

I gave you...
A UT...
I gave you..
A UT...
I gave you...
a U...T...I!!!


NotesEdit

InspirationEdit

In an MTV online article "How Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is Reinventing the TV Musical the creative process in writing "I Gave You a UTI" is detailed. Rachel Bloom originally had the idea for the song in order to glorify something gross and mundane. It was conceived of as a soulful Barry White number but later changed to something more Rock inspired. The shows Music producer Adam Schlesinger's primary inspiration for the song was a 2015 Rhythm & Blues hit by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats called "S.O.B". His song writing partner Steven Gold and Rachel Bloom worked on the lyrics.
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B. (Official)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "West Covina (song)"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈 β€œI've Got My Head In The Clouds”
🎈 β€œStrip Away My Conscience”
🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈 β€œI Go To The Zoo”
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
🎈 β€œA Diagnosis”

🎈 β€œThis Is My Movement”
🎈 β€œThe Very First Penis I Saw”
🎈 β€œMy Friend's Dad”
🎈 β€œMy Sperm Is Healthy”
🎈 β€œGeorge's Coffee Song”
🎈 β€œGet Your Ass Out Of My House”
🎈 β€œWithout Love You Can Save the World”

🎈 β€œFit Hot Guys Have Problems Too”
🎈 β€œHorny Angry Tango”
🎈 β€œThis Session Is Going to Be Different”
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈 β€œBack In Action”
🎈 β€œThe Miracle of Birth”
🎈 β€œNothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "Meet Rebecca"
🎈 "Everyone's Got a Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

🎈 "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"
🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"

🎈 TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"

Characters β€’ Episodes β€’ Locations β€’ Cast