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I Give Good Parent
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch & Mrs. Chan — First Appearance: ""My First Thanksgiving With Josh!""
Genre: Dance-Pop a la Nicki Minaj


Quote
I present proper like a TED Talker , got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker .
EndQuote
— Rebecca


"I Give Good Parent" is a song Rebecca sang detailing her plan to impress Josh Chan's parents at the family's Thanksgiving dinner. It was first heard in the Season One episode"My First Thanksgiving With Josh!". Both versions of the song is track 15 and on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast versionEdit

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Crazy Ex Girlfriend I Give Good Parent The CW

Lyrics:

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives real good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

I was born gifted. Been blessed.
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, gym test,
Prepare for your parents to be impressed.
I present proper like a Ted Talker,
Got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker.
I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter.
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters!
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this.
This is my business and I’m built for success.
Expect to witness a familial lovefest
Valencia? You’re zip, zilch and bupkis.

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives real good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got ‘em heated up under the waist.
Your home’s such a beautiful, comfortable space.
Bitches, you two have wonderful taste!
Sit down at the table and I’m murderin’
Inquiring what line of work they’re in,
Makin’ faces like I’m crazed erotically--
Wait…My uncle is in radiology!
(Oooh)
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star!
Please pass the Arroz like I passed the bar!
(An attorney?)
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan-Fam damp in their underpants!
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement.
“I agree that Neil Diamond is real music.”
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
‘Til I have ‘em eatin’ out this hand ‘ike they’re eatin’ this
(WHAT?)
I’m DTF, but understand me
It means I’m dazzling the family!
Like an anaconda, bitch, I’m immense,
And you a common wench.
So grovel, Valence!
Boss-ass bitch, no one’s above me,
End of the night, they line up to hug me.
“Oh my gosh, this was so lovely.”
To be clear, your parents wanna have sex with me.

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(To parents like me.)


Explicit versionEdit

I Give Good Parent (Explicit) - feat02:05

I Give Good Parent (Explicit) - feat. Rachel Bloom and Amy Hill - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Rebecca
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives good parent.)

Rebecca:
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives real good parent.)

Rebecca:
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

Rebecca
I was born gifted. Been blessed.
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, gym test,
Prepare for your parents to be impressed.
I present proper like a Ted Talker,
Got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker.
I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter.
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters!
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this.
This shit's my business and I’m built for success.
Expect to witness a familial love fest
Valencia? You’re zip, zilch and bupkis.

Rebecca:
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives good parent.)

Rebecca:
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives real good parent.)

Rebecca:
I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)


Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got ‘em heated up under the waist.
Your home’s such a beautiful, comfortable space.
Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste!
Sit down at the table and I’m murdurin'
Inquiring what line of work they’re in,
Makin’ faces like I’m crazed erotically--
Wait…My uncle is in radiology!
(Oooh)
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star!
Please pass the Arroz like I passed the bar!

Joseph:
(An attorney?)

Rebecca:
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan-Fam damp in their underpants!
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement.
“I agree that Neil Diamond is real music.”
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
‘Til I have ‘em eatin’ out this hand
like they’re eatin’ this ass!

Praise the hardwood
compliment the china
give them hard wood
and a drenched vagina!
Help clear the table
like I drained your scrotum
in one week I'll
'Thank you' note 'em!
Boss ass bitch, no one's above me
End of the night
they lining up to hug me!

Oh my gosh, this was so lovely!

Yep, your folks pretty much
want to f*ck me!

I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(She gives good parent.)


I give good parent.

Lourdes:
(To parents like me.)


Notes Edit

The song is a general parody of Nicki Minaj. This is evidenced by the fast delivery lines, Rebecca's wig, and occasional line delivered in Nicki's Roman Zolanski voice.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·Head in the Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From the Bathroom"

· TBA

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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