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I Go To The Zoo

I Go To The Zoo
Performer(s): Nathaniel Plimpton III — First Appearance: "Josh Is a Liar"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Grant Michaels, Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Dan Gregor — Genre: Hip-Hop


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I go to the zoo! Just kinda wonder round the zoo.
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— Nathaniel, “Josh Is a Liar”


I Go To The Zoo” is a musical number by Nathaniel Plimpton III. In it he goes to the one place that can lift his spirits. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Josh Is a Liar.” The song seems to be a parody of Drake's "Hotline Bling".


Song and lyricsEdit

“I Go To The Zoo” - “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

“I Go To The Zoo” - “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

Lyrics:

Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think.
By myself I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead.
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind.
Bitches upon me and they looking fine.
We doing lines they wanna go all night.

(Go all night)

but deep inside there's something still ain't right.

So then
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wonder round the zoo.
I look at the monkeys
their eyes look like my eyes.
It's so relaxing at the zoo
sayin' 'what's up' to kangaroos.
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal.
I really, really like the zoo.
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari.
We drinkin' crys', we eating calamari.
She trying to give me neck, this life insane.
But there is only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her 'get the hell out' then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!
It’s really such a better zoo
My favorite is probably the cheetahs
but I ain't messin with no zebra.
I know the nightguard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit.
He knows that I love panda canyon
sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub.
Man...
when's it gonna stop?
when's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then...
I go to the aquarium!
Its like a zoo for fishies
I know the nightguard there too!
Wait! Whhat the hell happened to Susan?
He kicks me out here's what I do...
I take my ass back to the zoo!


Explicit versionEdit

I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - feat

I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - feat. Scott Michael Foster - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think.
By myself I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead.
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind.
Bitches upon me and they looking fine.
We doing lines they wanna go all night.

(Go all night)

but deep inside there's something still ain't right.

So then
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wonder round the zoo.
I look at the monkeys
their eyes look like my eyes.
It's so relaxing at the zoo
sayin' 'what's up' to kangaroos.
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal.
I really, really like the zoo.
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari.
We drinkin' crys', we eating calamari.
She trying to give me neck, this life insane.
But there is only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her 'get the fuck out' then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!
It’s really such a better zoo
My favorite is probably the cheetahs
but I ain't fuckin with no zebra.
I know the nightguard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit.
He knows that I love panda canyon
sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub.
Man...
when's it gonna stop?
when's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then...
I go to the aquarium!
Its like a zoo for fishies
I know the nightguard there too!
Wait! Whhat the fuck happened to Susan?
He kicks me out here's what I do...
I take my ass back to the zoo


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "West Covina (song)"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience
🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
🎈A Diagnosis

🎈This Is My Movement
🎈The Very First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "Season 4 Theme Song"
🎈 Everyone's Got a Story
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA
🎈 TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

🎈 "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"
🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"

🎈 TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"

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