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Let's Generalize About Men

Let's Generalize About Men
Performer(s): Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather. — First Appearance: "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge"


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Let's Generalize About Men
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— Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather, “Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge”


Let's Generalize About Men” is a musical number featuring Rebecca Bunch and her friends. In this song the four girls talk about men and criticize them. This song debuted in the Season Three premiere "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge".


Song and lyricsEdit

Let's Generalize About Men - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Let's Generalize About Men - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:


Valencia:

Right now, we're angry and sad.

Heather:
It's our right to get righteously mad.

Paula:
At every member of the opposite sex.

Rebecca:
Oh God, we hate them!

All:
Let's not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol!


And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize
About men!
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize
About men!

Paula:
All men are completely repressed!

Valencia:
All men only want to have sex!

Rebecca:
There are no exceptions!
All three billion men are like that!

Valencia, Heather and Paula:
All 3.6 billion men!

Heather:
All men are emotionally stunted!

Paula:
When asked how they fell, every man's always grunted!

Rebecca:
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves as opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?

Paula, Heather and Valencia:
Oooh, I hear ya, girl!


All:
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's get super-lit
And not admit
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize
About men!

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All men do each and every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore.

Rebecca:
Hey, what about gay men?

Paula:
Oh no, gay men are fine.


All:
Gay men are all really
Great, every single one
They're never mean, just sassy, they're all completely
Adorable and fun!

So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about men

Valencia:
They're all monsters!

Paula:
They're murderers!

Rabecca:
They're rapists!

Heather:
Totally!

Paula:
Wait, I have sons!

Rebecca, Valencia and Heather:
Your sons are gonna be rapists!


NotesEdit

HomageEdit

The song and performance of Let's Generalize About Men is an homage to the 1980’s musical act The Pointer Sisters. It references the vocal, fashion and choreography style found in the group's music videos at that time.
The Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

The Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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