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Maybe This Dream
Performer(s): Paula Proctor (with Tim and Jim) — First Appearance: "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?"

Quote
Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride!
EndQuote
— Paula Proctor


Maybe This Dream is a musical performance sung by Paula Proctor. In this song she hopes that her dream of becoming a lawyer won't turn out as badly as her previous ones. The song was first heard on the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?".

Song and lyricsEdit

Maybe This Dream - feat03:02

Maybe This Dream - feat. Donna Lynne Champlin - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Paula:
When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naive and full of hope
I thought my dreams
would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like
[laughing] NOPE !
But this time, maybe...

Maybe this dream
Won't lead to disgrace!
Maybe this dream
Is in reach!

Maybe this dream
Won't poop on my face!
Like at a seagull
At the beach!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my wedding
The organ played
"There goes the bride"!
I came back.

Maybe this dream
Won't be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting
Deer carcass of my pride!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most!

Tim:
Tweedle-deedle-dee!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host!

Jim:
Tweedle-deedle-doo!

Paula:
Maybe this dream
Won't be like when I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps
Plus dump cramps
And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like
A sewer rat!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like that!

Maybe this dream
Will finally make me feel
Like I deserve!

A dream!

[sighs]


NotesEdit

For Your Consideration performanceEdit

On April 5, 2017 Aline Brisch McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Maybe This Dream" which was sung by Donna Lynne Champlin.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Maybe This Dream03:03

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Maybe This Dream

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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