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Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch,Nathaniel Plimpton III — First Appearance: "Nathaniel Is Irrelevant."
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom

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We are just products of childhood trauma. Nothing is ever anyone’s fault. Pain causes anger and fear causes drama.
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— Nathaniel


"Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault" was a musical performance by Nathaniel Plimpton III and Rebecca Bunch. In this song Nathaniel and Rebecca convince themselves no one is truly responsible for any bad decisions they make. The song's first appearance was in the Season Three episode "Nathaniel Is Irrelevant..

The song with lyricsEdit

Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - feat

Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - feat. Rachel Bloom & Scott Michael Foster - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'

Lyrics:

Nathaniel:
Before I knew you
I did bad things and didn’t know why.
But now I know you
and I’ve learned to look inside.
I understand what makes me
frightened and sad.
Do yes I still do bad things but are
they actually bad?

No, because nothing is ever anyone’s fault.
We are just products of childhood trauma.
Nothing is ever anyone’s fault.
Pain causes anger and fear causes drama.
We can’t control the things we do
just like I can’t control that I’m in love with you.

Rebecca:
Wow, that first part was kind of immoral
but that last parts kind of sweet.

Nathaniel:
Thanks.

Rebecca:
What else?

Nathaniel:
I was raised to believe that every persons
in charge of their fate.
But now I clearly see that my fathers a dick
and he filled me with hate.

You were the first person who told me that.

Rebecca:
Maybe you have a point.
I was brought up by a fat-shaming mom
Who made me take laxatives
The week before prom (Yep!)
Now, I overeat ever since that abuse-

Nathaniel:
See?
Psychology is a great excuse

Rebecca:
Nothing is ever anyone's fault

Nathaniel:
Nothing is ever anyone's fault

Rebecca:
John Wayne Gacy was hit by his dad

Nathaniel:
Exactly!
It wasn't technically Hitler's fault

Rebecca:
Wasn't technically Hitler's fault

Nathaniel:
Hitler's brother died

Nathaniel and Rebecca:
And that made him super sad
It's hard to paint people with evil or glory
When you know that everyone's
Got a tragic backstory
Free will's an illusion
Morality is, too
So, it's not my fault that
My parents messed me up
'Cause their parents messed them up
And Adam and Eve were messed up by God
Who was messed up originally by the Big Bang
Everything is the Big Bang's fault!

Rebecca:
Good point!
Energy in space was the ultimate bad father

Nathaniel and Rebecca:
Nothing is nobody's fault

Rebecca:
Nothing is nobody's-
Is that a double negative?

Nathaniel:
Eh, it sounds good, why bother?
But I'm glad for the trauma

Rebecca:
I'm glad for it, too

Nathaniel and Rebecca:
'Cause my past is what led me
To fall in love with you


NotesEdit

HomageEdit

This musical number seems to be inspired by the song "All the Wasted Time" from the 1998 musical “Parade”.
All the Wasted Time - Parade

All the Wasted Time - Parade


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🎈 "West Covina (song)"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

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🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
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🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
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🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

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🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
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🎈 "Period Sex"
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🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
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🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
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