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Ping Pong Girl
Performer(s): Josh Chan — First Appearance: "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?"

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Ping Pong Girl! Her forehand is a jet stream! And her backhand's right out of a sex dream!
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— Josh Chan, "Ping Pong Girl"


Ping Pong Girl is a musical performance by Josh Chan as imagined by Rebecca Bunch. In this fantasy Rebecca has become such an incredible ping pong player it impresses Josh so much that he wants to progress their relationship forward. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?". It is track number 7 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

Song and lyricsEdit

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Ping Pong Girl The CW

Lyrics:

WHOA!
YEAH!
OKAY!
HEY!
WHOA!
BROS!
BEER!
SPORTS!

When she walked into the Ping pong Hall
Casually tossing her ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most perfect girl
who's ever existed!

DUDE!

Aw man, look at her pong that ping!
When she plays she doesn't care
if anyone's watching!
She does it for herself
and that puts my fears to rest!

BRO!

After each rally, she chugs beer
instead of water!

She's so aloof, it borders on cold
and that's what makes me want her!

Ping Pong Girl!
She's so independent!
This fantasy beats out
flight attendants!

She's playing ping pong
on her own terms
so I'm the pursuer!
[Pursuer]

Ping Pong Girl!
Her forehand is a jet stream!
And her backhand's
right out of a sex dream!
And that's the best
messy bun I've ever seen
in the world!

My P-P-Ping-Pong girl!

Girl!

Girl!

Dudes sing these kinds of songs!

WHOA!

BRO!

SEGA!

JOCK ITCH!

When she serves the ball
look how she throws it
She's so hot
but she doesn't know it!

She probably just found
that outfit laying around!

[Like in the trash!]

Look at her skill on
the Ping-Pong...uh, court?
Nothing's hotter than a chick
who's good at sports!

Whoa! She scored 1,000 points!

I think I love her!

[That's a lot of points!]

Ping-Pong shows that she has
control over her body!
But it doesn't threaten
my masculinity like
basketball or hockey!

Ping-Pong girl!

She's like Serena or Venus!
Just watching her swing
affects my penis!
You know us dudes,
we love to talk
about our penises!

[our penises!]

Ping-Pong girl!

She is so indifferent!
It makes me want
a tangible commitment!

She and I should give
a 30 year mortgage a whirl!

My P-P-Ping-Pong girl!

Girl!

Girl!

Girl!

MARRIAGE!

Girl!

Girl!

Let's share a Costco card!


NotesEdit

For Your Consideration performanceEdit

On April 5, 2017 Aline Brisch McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Ping Pong Girl" which was sung by Vincent Rodriguez III who was accompanied by Pete Gardner and David Hull.
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Ping Pong Girl

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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