Research Me Obsessively

Research Me Obsessively
Performer(s): Anna Hicks — First Appearance: "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"

Research me obsessively. Uh-huh! Find out everything you can about me!
— Anna hicks

Research Me Obsessively is a musical number Rebecca Bunch and Valencia Perez imagines is being performed by Josh's new girlfriend Anna Hicks. In it she invites both Rebecca and Valencia to to do an online background check on her. The song's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".

Song and lyricsEdit

Research Me Obsessively - feat

Research Me Obsessively - feat. Brittany Snow - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


Hey, what are you doing
for the next thirteen hours?

Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.

Research me obsessively


Find out everything
you can about me
You know you want to
dig for me relentlessly


Using every available
search tool and all forms
of social media


You know you want to
look at my Instagram
but it's private
so Google me until
you find out where
I went to high school
and then set up a fake
Instagram account
using the name
and the photo
of someone that went
to my high school
and hope that I remember
that person a little bit

Ah, no!

Then request access to
my private Instagram
from the fake account
and in the meantime scour
my work Instagram account
cause that one's public.

Research me obsessively


Find an actual picture
of my parents' house
on Google Maps
You know you want to
hunt for me tirelessly


It's not stalking 'cause
the information is
all technically public

That's true!
That's true!

Very true.

Check out every guy
I used to date

And deduce who
broke up with who
based on the hesitation
in our smiles

So many unanswered questions.

Did I go to the
University of Texas?

Am I an EMT?

Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?

Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.

Rebecca and Valencia:

Or is it?

Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.

I'll do it.


So don't stop,
just research me


and in lieu of flowers
donate to other me's
favorite charity

Rebecca and Valencia:

Research me
just research me
and research me
and research me


It's three days later.


The song "Research Me Obsessively" is a parody of "Good For You by "Selena Gomez".
Selena Gomez - Good For You

Selena Gomez - Good For You

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)