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Research Me Obsessively

Research Me Obsessively
Performer(s): Anna hicks — First Appearance: "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"

Quote
Research me obsessively. Uh-huh! Find out everything you can about me!
EndQuote
— Anna hicks


Research Me Obsessively is a musical number Rebecca Bunch and Valencia Perez imagines is being performed by Josh's new girlfriend Anna Hicks. In it she invites both Rebecca and Valencia to to do an online background check on her. The song's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".


Song and lyricsEdit

Research Me Obsessively - feat02:30

Research Me Obsessively - feat. Brittany Snow - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Anna:
Hey, what are you doing
for the next thirteen hours?

Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.

Research me obsessively

Uh-huh!

Find out everything
you can about me
You know you want to
dig for me relentlessly

Uh-huh!

Using every available
search tool and all forms
of social media

Valencia:
Yes!

Anna:
You know you want to
look at my Instagram
but it's private
so Google me until
you find out where
I went to high school
and then set up a fake
Instagram account
using the name
and the photo
of someone that went
to my high school
and hope that I remember
that person a little bit

Rebecca:
Ah, no!

Anna:
Then request access to
my private Instagram
from the fake account
and in the meantime scour
my work Instagram account
cause that one's public.

Research me obsessively

Uh-huh!

Find an actual picture
of my parents' house
on Google Maps
You know you want to
hunt for me tirelessly

Uh-huh!

It's not stalking 'cause
the information is
all technically public

Rebecca:
That's true!
That's true!

Valencia;
Very true.

Anna:
Check out every guy
I used to date

And deduce who
broke up with who
based on the hesitation
in our smiles

So many unanswered questions.

Did I go to the
University of Texas?

Am I an EMT?

Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?

Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.

Rebecca and Valencia:
O-h-h-h-h-h!

Anna:
Or is it?

Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.

Rebecca:
I'll do it.

Valencia:
Yeah.

Anna;
So don't stop,
just research me
obsessively

Uh-huh!

and in lieu of flowers
donate to other me's
favorite charity

Rebecca and Valencia:
Aw!

Research me
just research me
and research me
and research me

Oops.

It's three days later.



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"

· TBA

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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