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Santa Ana Winds
Performer(s): The Santa Ana Wind (Eric Michael Roy) — First Appearance: "Josh Is The Man of My Dreams, Right?"


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Technically, I'm known as a katabatic wind, that's science for "a pain in your asses"!
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— The Santa Ana Wind


"Santa Ana Winds" is a song performed by an imaginary personification of the weather phenomenon in human form. In it he brags about causing all kinds of mischief when he blows into town, particularly problems he causes Rebecca Bunch. The song was first heard on the Season Two episode "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?". The Santa Ana Wind is portrayed by actor Eric Michael Roy . The song is track number 27 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)

Song and lyricsEdit

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Santa Ana Winds - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Lyrics:

Santa Ana Winds:

Whee-ooh-ooh-whee!

Hello there, it's me!

I'm the Santa Ana winds!

I cause allergies

I also make things weird

A little bit about me...

I'm a hot, hot breeze that originates

from high-pressure air masses.

Technically, I'm known as a

katabatic wind, that's science for

"a pain in your asses"!

I'm mystical but also carry

dangerous spores.

I bring whimsy and forest fires,

when I blow, there's magic in the air

and a higher risk of suicide!

I make children wheeze

Cause I'm the Santa Ana winds!

To reiterate, I make things weird,

when I blow, it sounds like "whee!"

I'll be back

because I'm the wind

and also kind of a narrator!

Hey it's me again!

I'm the Santa Ana Winds!

Here's some magic dust which will make things weird!

They had the same dream!

They just got Santa Ana Winded!

You might say "Don't do it Wind! Leave these poor people alone!"

But I'm a prankster...tee-hee-hee-hee-e-e-e-e!

I just want to see what will happen!

You're looking really guilty!

Rebecca: Move aside!

Santa Ana Winds: You can't push the wind!

Rebecca: Oh you! That kiss was all your fault!

Santa Ana Winds: I just reveal your deepest wishes and fears, so it's you Rebecca it's not me!

You're super weird, super weird!

You're super weird, super weird!

Rebecca: No I'm not! Go back to Santa Ana...I dint know if that's where your from or that's where your going...

Santa Ana Winds: You ruined everything, you stupid bitch!

</poem>
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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