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Sex with a Stranger
Performer(s): Rebecca bunch — First Appearance: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Sono PatelGenre: Soul (think Beyonce/Ciara)


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Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place, and I hope you’re not a murderer!
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— Rebecca


"Sex with a Stranger" is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch. In the song the lyrics reflect her fears of casual sex with a random stranger. It was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!". The song is track number 12 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast versionEdit

Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Leave it!
Steppin’ in the club
All those eyes on me
But there’s only one pair that I see
He got a tight ass bod,
Big brown eyes
Come on, cutie get between my thighs
‘Cause I...
I don’t even know your name
(It’s Jason)
Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me
Why...
Don’t we just call each other baby
It’ll be simpler

Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place,
And I hope you’re not a murderer!
Kiss me, baby, all over the place,
And please don’t be a murderer!
Please don’t be a murderer!
Pl-Pl-Please don’t be a murderer!

I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin’ with your thing
You got a beautiful ass,
Strong ass arms--
Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.
Have...
You been tested for STDs?
STDs, tell me please, STDs
Then...
Waited the three month window
And got tested again
Just makin’ sure
Most people don’t know about the window.

Hey sexy stranger, let’s go to my place,
And please don’t harvest my kidney.
Don’t give me that incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime!

Uh, your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared.
You haven’t aired out those balls in hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower!
The bathroom is right down the hall, ok?
Please don’t steal anything on the way
(Don’t steal!)

Hey sexy stranger, I’ll be right back
I just forgot to do the dishes
Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood
I promise I’ll be back
Okay, see you in a second, bye!


Explicit versionEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sex with a Stranger The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sex with a Stranger The CW

Lyrics:

Steppin’ in the club
All those eyes on me
But there’s only one pair that I see
He got a tight ass bod
Big brown eyes
Come on, cutie get between my thighs

Cause I...
I don’t even know, your name

It’s Jason
Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me

Why...
Don’t we just call each other baby

It’ll be simpler

Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place
And I hope you’re not a murderer
Kiss me, baby, all over the place
And please don’t be a murderer

Please don’t be a murderer
Please don’t be a murderer

I’m sorry I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin’ with your thing
You got a beautiful ass
Strong ass arms
Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.

Have...
You been tested for STD’s
STD’s, tell me please, STD’s

Then...
Waited the three month window
And got tested again
Just makin’ sure
Most people don’t know about the window.

Hey sexy stranger let’s go to my place
And please don’t harvest my kidney.
Don’t give me that, incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime

Uh, your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared.
You was dancin’ in the club for at least a couple hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower
The bathroom is right down the hall, ok?
Please don’t steal anything on the way, (don’t steal!)

Hey sexy stranger
I’ll be right back
I just forgot to do the dishes
Feel free to jerk off to stay in the mood

I promise I’ll be back
ok see you in a second, bye.


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"

🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"
🎈 TBA
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"
🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"

🎈 One Indescribable Instant (reprise)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"

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