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Sex with a Stranger
Performer(s): Rebecca bunch — First Appearance: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Sono PatelGenre: Soul (think Beyonce/Ciara)


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Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place, and I hope you’re not a murderer!
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— Rebecca


"Sex with a Stranger" is a song sung by Rebecca which reflected her fears of casual sex with a random stranger. It was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!".

The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast versionEdit

Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"02:15

Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Leave it!
Steppin’ in the club
All those eyes on me
But there’s only one pair that I see
He got a tight ass bod,
Big brown eyes
Come on, cutie get between my thighs
‘Cause I...
I don’t even know your name
(It’s Jason)
Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me
Why...
Don’t we just call each other baby
It’ll be simpler

Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place,
And I hope you’re not a murderer!
Kiss me, baby, all over the place,
And please don’t be a murderer!
Please don’t be a murderer!
Pl-Pl-Please don’t be a murderer!

I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin’ with your thing
You got a beautiful ass,
Strong ass arms--
Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.
Have...
You been tested for STDs?
STDs, tell me please, STDs
Then...
Waited the three month window
And got tested again
Just makin’ sure
Most people don’t know about the window.

Hey sexy stranger, let’s go to my place,
And please don’t harvest my kidney.
Don’t give me that incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime!

Uh, your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared.
You haven’t aired out those balls in hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower!
The bathroom is right down the hall, ok?
Please don’t steal anything on the way
(Don’t steal!)

Hey sexy stranger, I’ll be right back
I just forgot to do the dishes
Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood
I promise I’ll be back
Okay, see you in a second, bye!


Explicit versionEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sex with a Stranger The CW02:29

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sex with a Stranger The CW

Lyrics:

Steppin’ in the club
All those eyes on me
But there’s only one pair that I see
He got a tight ass bod
Big brown eyes
Come on, cutie get between my thighs

Cause I...
I don’t even know, your name

It’s Jason
Shh don’t tell me, don’t tell me

Why...
Don’t we just call each other baby

It’ll be simpler

Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place
And I hope you’re not a murderer
Kiss me, baby, all over the place
And please don’t be a murderer

Please don’t be a murderer
Please don’t be a murderer

I’m sorry I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin’ with your thing
You got a beautiful ass
Strong ass arms
Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.

Have...
You been tested for STD’s
STD’s, tell me please, STD’s

Then...
Waited the three month window
And got tested again
Just makin’ sure
Most people don’t know about the window.

Hey sexy stranger let’s go to my place
And please don’t harvest my kidney.
Don’t give me that, incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime

Uh, your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared.
You was dancin’ in the club for at least a couple hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower
The bathroom is right down the hall, ok?
Please don’t steal anything on the way, (don’t steal!)

Hey sexy stranger
I’ll be right back
I just forgot to do the dishes
Feel free to jerk off to stay in the mood

I promise I’ll be back
ok see you in a second, bye.


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·Head in the Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From the Bathroom"

· TBA

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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