Stuck in the Bathroom

Stuck in the Bathroom
Performer(s): Heather, Paula, Valencia and Rebecca — First Appearance: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Aline Brosh McKenna, Sono PatelGenre: R&B Opera ("Trapped in the Closet")

And she runs over to the phone panicking...meanwhile Paula's still stuck in the bathroom!
— Heather Davis

Stuck in the Bathroom is a musical performance by Heather Davis, Valencia, Rebecca, Paula and Karen (Angelique). In this song she describes what happened when Paula gets trapped inside the bathroom of her and Rebecca's new place. It as first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?".

Song and lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Stuck in the Bathroom The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Stuck in the Bathroom The CW


"Get me out of here!"

"I am trying!"

Paula's stuck in the bathroom!
This night was already super weird!
And now she's stuck in the bathroom!
Whoever renovated this house
did a terrible job!

Valencia walks up
to the beam and says:
"I can try.
I have a deceptive amount
of muscular strength due to
my amazing core!"

Paula calls out from the bathroom:
"Her little bird arms are
not going to do anything."

Then I step up and I'm like:
"I'll try."
My second sophomore year
I took a kinesiology class
That's college for gym.

Nothing happens.

Then we all look over at Karen
The kind of strange woman
who is pretending to be
some French chick.

Karen says:
"Sorry, Angelique has an
upper gastric hernia!"


I had enough so I say
"We need to call 911!"

She's stuck in the bathroom!

She's stuck in the bathroom!

Let's call 911!

Wow! I can't believe it took us
this long to come up with
the most obvious solution!

Kind of embarrassing!

Now Rebecca jumps and shouts:
"Yes! Yes! Hang in there Paula!
We're going to get you out!"

And she runs over to the phone
panicking, meanwhile...

Paula's still stuck in the bathroom!

Shhh...I'm on the phone!




This musical number is a parody of the R. Kelly song "Trapped in the Closet". It was a "rap opera" consisting of 33 chapters/songs which the artist released between 2005 to 2012.

Trapped in the Closet
Trapped in the Closet
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)