Maya:
You say you’ve broken up
That it’s over
Yes you’ve been 'bout
as stubborn as can be!
Rebecca:
You tell 'em Maya!
Maya:
But we see from afar
just how cute you are
and the thought of it
makes everyone all squee!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Squee squee squee!!!
Tim:
We don’t know why you're
fightin' the inevitable.
Rebecca:
With you Timmy!
Tim:
It’s clear to us
that you are both soulmates.
Plus you’re kinda the only two
LGBTQ
people I know so, to me, it’s clearly fate!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Fate fate fate!!!
WhiJo:
You need to get out more Tim.
Maya:
It’s confirmed!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
It’s confirmed!
Tim:
It’s official!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
It’s official!
Tim & Maya:
The group mind has decide you’re in love!
AJ:
Court adjourned!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Court adjourned!
Rebecca:
Now, kiss a little.
Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Now, kiss a little.
The mass mob has declared that you’re in love!
Love love love!!!
WhiJo:
Rebecca, don’t you have bigger problems going on right now?
Rebecca:
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction!
Now you might say
We just need a distraction
Darryl:
You just said that!
Rebecca:
Shh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "lalalala" when you swear
That there's nothing there
AJ:
Your love's the only reason I survive
Darryl:
Sorry, what's your name again?
WhiJo:
Who is this guy?
Rebecca:
It's confirméd
Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
It's confirméd
AJ:
It's ah-fficial
Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
It's ah-fficial
Rebecca & AJ:
The group mind has decided you're in love!
AJ:
Say "yes" to long-term
Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
Say "yes”
Rebecca:
Look what I whittled!
Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
Hot dang!
The mass mob has declared that you're in love!
Love love love
Tim:
Everybody stretch!
Time to dance!
[dance break]
Darryl:
What are you guys doing here?
Paula:
We all want you back together, too!
Darryl:
Who’s this guy?
Paula:
I needed a dance partner and i’ve had a really hard week, so please let me have this.
WhiJo:
Okay, so this is not about us anymore.
Darryl:
They’re randomly doing ballet now?
WhiJo:
That is not the correct dance language for this piece.
Nathaniel:
Stop it! Leave these guys alone. For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you’ve broken up with!
Tim:
Do you really believe that?
Nathaniel:
No, I just wanted to be in the number.
Group:
Kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Dance dance dance dance!
Kiss dance kiss dance!
Kiss-dance kiss-dance kiss-dance
Yay!!!
Group:
It's confirmed, wee-haw!
It's official, yee-hoo!
The group mind has decided you're in love!
Maya:
Hey, where'd he go?
Tim:
Who cares?
Group:
Horse!
