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The Moment Is Me

The Moment Is Me
Performer(s): Heather DavisFirst Appearance: "Josh Is a Liar"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom and Jack DolgenGenre: Pop/Folk/Rock


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Can't wait to meet whoever I will be 'cause I am the moment, the moment is me.
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— Heather, “Josh Is a Liar”


The Moment Is Me” is a musical number by Heather Davis. In it she contemplates her future now that’s she’s graduating from community college. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Josh Is a Liar.” The melody was reprised in "Nathaniel and I Are Just Friends!".


Song and lyricsEdit

The Moment Is Me - feat

The Moment Is Me - feat. Vella Lovell - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

What does the future hold?
What will tomorrow bring me?
"Ugh"
What story will be told?
What song is gonna sing me?
"Geez"
This is my time to shine
step out of the line
throw open all the windows
might be an uphill climb
but I just gotta find
what's at the end.
"Please don't make me say this"
of this rainbow
'cause the clock just keeps on ticking
doesn't care that time goes by
"What?"
the clock knows its destiny
so why don't I?
"Eugh"
'cause today is tomorrow's yesterday
can't let the future slip away
can't wait to meet whoever I will be
'cause I am the moment
the moment is me.

"ugh"
"Oh I gues it's time for a story"
there's an old woman in the park
she looks so wise, so regal
was she ever lost in the dark?
did she ever soar like an eagle?
"It's just like so on the nose"
Oh woman please tell me your tale
did you suceed or did you fail?
did you ever reach your destiny?
"Wait"
I am the woman
Old Heather: "Please don't say it"
the woman is me
Old Heather: "Ugh"
Young and Old Heather: We are the moment
Young and Old Heather: the moment is me
Young and Old Heather: "
That was a living nightmare.
You get me.



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"
· "Sex with a Stranger"

· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
· "Having a Few People Over"

· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"

· "It Was a S*** Show"
· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"

· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"
· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"

· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"
· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"

· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo
· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis

·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad
·My Sperm Is Healthy
·George's Coffee Song
·Get Your Ass Out Of My House
·Without Love You Can Save the World

·Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
·Horny Angry Tango
·This Session Is Going to Be Different
· "Buttload Of Cats"
·Back In Action
·The Miracle of Birth
·Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

· "Sesaon 4 Theme Song"
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"
· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"

· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"
· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
·"He's The New Guy"
·"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
·"I'm Just A Boy In Love"

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

· "Settle For Her"

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