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The Sexy Getting Ready Song
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch, Nipsey Hussle — First Appearance: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here!""


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You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed after what I just seen.
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— Nipsey Hussle, "Josh Just Happens to Live Here"


The Sexy Getting Ready Song was a song sung by Rebecca Bunch featuring the rapper Nipsey Hussle when she was preparing for a house party she thought Josh Chan would be at. Although she was going as Greg Serrano's date, she intended to impress Josh so she spent a long time primping for the event which was a laborious and grueling process. Its first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!". The song is track number 4 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).


The song with lyricsEdit

Broadcast versionEdit

CrazyExGirlfirend The sexy getting-ready song - Musical 202:48

CrazyExGirlfirend The sexy getting-ready song - Musical 2

Lyrics:

Rebecca Bunch:
Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight
So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Primpin’ and pluckin’,
Brushin’ and rubbin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

--musical interlude—

First I make everything
So shiny and smooth

Chorus:
(Oh yeah)

Rebecca Bunch:
‘Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you.

Chorus:
(Bye bye, skin!)

Rebecca Bunch:
I’m gonna make this night
One you’ll never forget

‘Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette.

Let’s see how the guys get ready…

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Fluffin’ and flouncin’,
Gigglin’ and ladyin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

Nipsey Hussle:
Hey, look, hop on my *[censored]*
With that tight little dress, then
Turn that ass around
Like you’re tryin’ to impress them…

God, what, this is how you get ready?
This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’,
Like some nasty ass, patriarchal *[censored]*.
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.
I’m forever changed after what I just seen.

Rebecca Bunch & Chorus:
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
Body rolls are really hard.
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song.
The sexy getting ready song.


Explicit versionEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend The Sexy Getting Ready Song The CW02:45

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend The Sexy Getting Ready Song The CW

Lyrics:

Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight
So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Primpin’ and pluckin’,
Brushin’ and rubbin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

--musical interlude—

First I make everything
So shiny and smooth

Chorus:
(Oh yeah)

Rebecca Bunch:
‘Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you.

Chorus:
(Bye bye, skin!)

Rebecca Bunch:
I’m gonna make this night
One you’ll never forget

Chorus:
(Ass blood!)

Rebecca Bunch:
‘Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette.

Let’s see how the guys get ready…

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Fluffin’ and flouncin’,
Gigglin’ and ladyin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

Nipsey Hussle:
Hey, look, hop on my dick
With that tight little dress, then
Turn that ass around
Like you’re tryin’ to impress them…

God, what, this is how you get ready?
This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’,
Like some nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit.
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.
I’m forever changed after what I just seen.


Rebecca Bunch & Chorus:
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
Body rolls are really hard.
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song.
I’m gonna whisper your dick hard,
Whisper your dick hard,
The sexy getting ready song.


NotesEdit

Other appearancesEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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