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We tapped that ass

We Tapped That Ass
Performer(s): Josh Chan and Greg Serrano — First Appearance: "When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?"
Genre: Tap Number!!!

Quote
On the accent wall! On the bathroom floor! You didn't care where...you just wanted more!
EndQuote
— Josh and Greg


We Tapped That Ass is a musical performance imagined by Rebecca Bunch performed by her ex-lovers Josh Chan and Greg Serrano. In this song she fantasizes that both men are mocking her about the many times they had sex with her in her apartment. The song first debuted in the Season Two episode "When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?". It is track number 11 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).


Song and lyricsEdit

We Tapped That Ass - feat02:43

We Tapped That Ass - feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

Josh:
I banged you here.

Greg:
I nailed you there.

Josh:
And on this couch.

Greg:
And in this chair.

Josh:
In the doorway.

Greg:
The hallway.

Josh:
On every stair.

Josh and Greg:
We tapped that Ass
all over this house.

Greg:
Sometimes him,
sometimes me.

Josh:
Though never
simultaneously.

Greg:
But one of us
was hittin' it usually.

Josh and Greg:
We tapped that Ass
all over this house.

You'll never escape us
Because we live in your head!

Just two swell dudes
that you screwed...

Greg:
Here!

Josh:
And there!

Josh:
And here!

Greg:
And there!

Josh and Greg:
And occasionally
in your bed!

Josh:
That bed is really uncomfortable!

Greg:
Right? It's like a prison cot!

Josh:
On the stove.

Greg:
Over the sink.

Josh:
And sort of in the fridge
one time I think.

Greg:
And then we hit
the back patio!

Josh:
That's where we hit you're
back pati...

Josh and Greg:
OHHHH!

Josh and Greg:
We tapped that Ass
all over this house!

How many times
did we tap that behind?

Greg:
Well, lets estimate!

Josh:
On an average day
I would have to say
mmm....5, 6, 7, 8!

Greg:
What...too cheeky?

Josh:
Hey, does this ring a bell?

[imitating Rebecca]
A little to the left.

Greg:
[imitating Rebecca]
Oh, okay now, a little to the right.

Josh:
[imitating Rebecca]
A little to the left.
Oh, oh, oh wait!
Back to the left!

Greg:
[imitating Rebecca]
Oh, oh, right there, right there!

Josh:
[imitating Rebecca]
Wait no!
You're doing it wrong!
I'll do it myself!

Greg:
Barkeep...what's on tap?

Rebecca:
It's me, it's my ass.

Greg:
Ooh! Sounds refreshing!

Josh:
On the table you were
willing and able!

Greg:
On the ottoman
you took a lot of man!

Josh:
And in the safe in the closet
I made a deposit!

Xander:
I also tapped that Ass
all over this house!

Josh:
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!

Greg:
But where should we finish?

Rebecca:
Please, not on my chest!

No, you'll scratch it!

Greg:
On the accent wall!

Josh:
On the bathroom floor!

Greg:
You didn't care where...

Josh:
You just wanted more!

Josh and Greg':
How much tapping
could one ass endure?

We tapped that ass...
[tapped that ass]
We tapped that ass....
[tapped that ass]

We tapped that ass...
All over this house!


NotesEdit

HomageEdit

The song and dance in "We Tapped That Ass" was an homage to the 1952 film "Singin' In the Rain ", specifically a scene where the song "Moses" was performed. This was a sequence in which actors Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly sang and tapped danced together.
Singin' in the Rain - Moses supposes04:18

Singin' in the Rain - Moses supposes.wmv


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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