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What'll It Be
Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: ""My First Thanksgiving with Josh!""
Genre: Singer-Songwriter Pop a la Billy Joel


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Hey, West Covina, why won’t you let me break free? Am I doomed to stay here, pouring my high school friends beers, for the rest of eternity?
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— Greg, "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!"


What'll It Be was a song sung by Greg Serrano complaining about his bar tending job and his struggles to leave West Covina. The song was first heard in the Season One episode 'My First Thanksgiving with Josh!". The song is track number 16 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).


The song with lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend What'll It Be The CW03:19

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend What'll It Be The CW

Lyrics:

It’s 5:53 on Thanksgiving,
Not one customer’s walked through the door,
But I’m still here, slinging drinks for a living,
I’ve never played piano before!
Not bad.
I know this town like the back of my hand,
But I’m not such a fan of the back of my hand,
‘Cause if you look real close at those little hairs in veins,
You’re like hands are sorta gross, it’s hard to explain.

The point is,
Hey, West Covina,
Why won’t you let me break free?
Am I doomed to stay here,
Pouring my high school friends beers,
For the rest of eternity?

Hey, West Covina,
You know just where to find me,
I’ll never go far,
So pull up to the bar.
Hey, West Covina,
What’ll it be?

It’s 5:55, I’m still singing.
The big turkey day game’s letting out,
But no one’s coming here,
Who am I kidding?
Hey, you sunburned MILFs,
Give me a shout!
Everyone’s going home
‘Cause it’s time to give thanks,
Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks,
Thanks for this town, three short hours from the beach,
Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach.

Hey, West Covina,
You’re not listening, so what’s the use?
Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife,
Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice?
Hey Deb, I’ll be right with ya.

Hey, West Covina,
Look what you’re doing to me.
Can’t you see, West Covina,
You’re killing me, West Covina.
Last call, West Covina,
What’ll it be?


NotesEdit

HomageEdit

The song is an homage to recording artist Billy Joel 's signature song "Piano Man ".

Billy Joel "Pianoman" Original Video05:22

Billy Joel "Pianoman" Original Video

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"

· TBA

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)

· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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