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What a Rush to Be a Bride

What A Rush To Be A Bride
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch & Paula Proctor — First Appearance: "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen and Rachel Bloom — Genre: Death Metal


Quote
Yes we really nabbed him. Forever you will have him.
EndQuote
— Paula


What A Rush To Be A Bride is a performance by Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor. In the song they celebrate that after all their scheming Rebecca is now going to marry the man of her dreams Josh Chan. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?".

Song and lyricsEdit

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend What A Rush To Be A Bride The CW

Lyrics:

Rebecca:
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!

Paula:
If you believed you snagged him...

Rebecca:
NOW I'M HIS BRIDE!

Paula:
Yes we really nabbed him.
Forever you will have him.
Standing right there...

Rebecca:
BY MY SIDE!

WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!

I've been picturing this day
since I was a little girl...
I never thought it would
all come true...
Now I'll be wearing
my Nana's pearls.

Paula:
You're going to look so angelic.

Rebecca:
WHEN I'M A BRIDE!

Paula:
Your vows gonna quote the Bible!

Rebecca:
I'LL BE SUCH A PRETTY BRIDE!

Paula:
What quote are you going with?

Rebecca:
LOVE IS PATIENT!
LOVE IS KIND!

Paula:
Why veer from a classic?!

Rebecca:
OH THE TEARS OF JOY I'LL CRY!

DARKNESS!
DARKNESS!
DARKNESS!

We'll be avoided
with a unity candle.

SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!

Some flowers by cutting them
and putting them in vases!

EVIL!
EVIL!
EVIL!

If you anagram the letters
it spells 'Veil'.

YAY!

Rebecca and Paula:
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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