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Where's Rebecca Bunch?

Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Performer(s): Rebecca with her friends and co-workers. — First Appearance: "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger — Genre: "Disn-anast-ish" Opening Number


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Where's Rebecca Bunch? Where's Rebecca Bunch? Is she out to brunch? No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?
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— Villagers, “Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge”


Where’s Rebecca Bunch?” is a musical number featuring Rebecca Bunch and her friends and co-workers. In this song Rebecca deals with the aftermath of Josh having left her at the altar. After wallowing in self pity she decides to exact her revenge on her ex-fiancée. This song debuted in the Season Three premiere "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge".


Song and lyricsEdit

Where's Rebecca Bunch - Feat04:04

Where's Rebecca Bunch - Feat. The Cast - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" CW - Rachel Bloom

Lyrics:


Villagers:
A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina! (West Covina!)
A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her! (No one's seen her!)


Heather and Valencia:
The town is all a-twitter
'Cause the whole town is on Twitter


White Josh and Hector:
Posing a question that's never-ending
In the form of a hashtag that's been trending


Villagers:
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Is she out to brunch?
No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?
She's always been insecure
But now she's been rejected by Josh Chan
So where's Rebecca Bunch, but also
Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)


Darryl:
There's gossip going on from Riverside to Encino!


Paula:
Encino!


Nathaniel:
Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino.


George:
Filipino!


Paula:
Think of all the beautiful china on her registry.


Darryl:
Now it will never be on a shelf.


Nathaniel:
I wonder how she's feeling
Since Josh sent her reeling.

George:
If I were her, I'd kill meself!

(Spoken Interlude)

Nathaniel:
You're fired again, George.

George:
Son of a...

Villagers:
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?

Heather:
I have a hunch!

Villagers:
Yeah?

Heather:
No, I just like the rhyme.

Villagers:
We've been asking the same question
Since this trail of woe began...

Tim:
Hashtag where's Rebecca Bunch?

Villagers:
No! Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)

Rebecca:
Who am I now?
What will I be?
My reason for living
Has abandoned me.
I can't stay here forever
But I also can't bear
Going back to my life
Facing pity and stares
I said "Josh Chan
Must be destroyed!"
Then I ran
Away like some scared little boy
I want revenge
For my broken heart
But I'm so devastated
I don't know where to start
My defenses are down
After his sneak attack
Do I let him win
Or do I fight back?
Fight back!
Fight back!
Fight back!

Villagers:
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?

Rebecca:
I know what I have to do!

Villagers:
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Is she out to brunch?

Rebecca:
I have to transform!

Villagers:
She's so frenetic!

Rebecca:
From a victim...

Villagers:
She's pathetic!

Rebecca:
To a woman scorned!
A woman scorned!

Villagers:
A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina! (West Covina!)
A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her! (No one's seen her!)
Is she still paying rent? Does she have a plan?
And where's a woman's pride, a woman's pride, a woman's pride without her man?
Man!
Man, oh man, oh man!


Homage Edit

The music sounds like it was written as an homage to the opening numbers "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast, and "A Rumor In St. Petersburg" from Anastasia.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·This Is My Movement

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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