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Who's The New Guy?

Who's The New Guy?
Performer(s): Tim, Paula, Maya, Karen and George — First Appearance: "When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh?"

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Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. What's his purpose going to be?
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— Whitefeather & Associates staff, "When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh?"


Who's The New Guy? is a song performed by the staff of Whitefeather & Associates after meeting Nathaniel. Paula Proctor, Tim, Maya, George and Karen speculate in what's going to happen with their new boss. The song's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh?".

Song and lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Who's The New Guy? The CW01:48

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Who's The New Guy? The CW

Lyrics:

Paula:
I don't like new things.
I don't like it when
new people come in.
It's never a good thing.

Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him.
What's his purpose
going to be?

Paula
Who's this new character?
I mean, he's such a "character"
Such a big persona
that's not relatable at all.

Tim
Do we really need a new guy
this far into the season?
and by far into the season
I mean it's almost Fall.

Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him.

Maya:
He's suspiciously good looking
in ways normal people are not.

Karen:
Is this some desperate move to
try and help our ratings?

Staff:
You mean our terrible ratings
on Legal scores.com?

Karen:
Yeah!

George:
Will he be here forever?

Paula:
Or just two or three episodes?
I mean, Karen's manic episodes.

Karen:
I'm a ticking time bomb!


Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him.
Is he going to be
a mainstay of our lives?
Is this someone new
we're going to have to
grow to care about?
Why should we root
for someone male,
straight and white?
And why is Karen finger painting?

Karen:
I'm having a manic episode!

Staff:
Who's the new guy?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?

Karen:
Who wants to buy my painting?

Staff:
Karen shut up!



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad

·TBA

· TBA

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)
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