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You Stupid Bitch
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: ""That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!""
Written by: Rachel Bloom and Adam SchlesingerGenre: Torch song

You ruined everything, you stupid bitch. you ruined everything, you stupid, stupid bitch.
— Rebecca

"You Stupid Bitch" is a song sung by Rebecca Bunch after Josh Chan discovered she had lied to and manipulated him. In the song she berated herself for having deceived Josh and now possibly ruined any chance she could have with him.The song was featured in the Season One episode "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!". It is track number 8 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

The song with lyricsEdit

You Stupid Bitch (feat02:52

You Stupid Bitch (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome to the stage
to sing a song
about self-indulgent self-loathing,
Miss Rebecca Bunch!

Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
It’s so wonderful to be back here,
even though I’m here singing this song a lot.

Well Rebecca, you’ve done it now.
(Yeah you guys know this one.)
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.
All that lying that’s been festering,
Plus breaking and entering,
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder.

You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
You’re just a lying little bitch
who ruins things and wants the world to burn.
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch.
And lose some weight.

I was so close to paradise,
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.
These shards are a metaphor for my soul,
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll,
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be
When there’s no me left to complete?

You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
Sing with me!
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
Yes, I deserve this!

You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think
and deceives the people she loves.
Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb,
He sees me for what I am,
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly,
fat and stupid, simple, self-hating



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

· "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
· "West Covina (song)"
· "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
· "I'm So Good At Yoga"
· "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
· "Face Your Fears"
· "I Have Friends"
· "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
· "Settle For Me"

· "Sex with a Stranger"
· "I Love My Daughter"
· "I'm a Good Person"
· "I Give Good Parent"
· "What'll It Be"
· "Sexy French Depression"
· "His Status is...Preferred"
· "Where's the Bathroom?"
· "California Christmastime"
· "Women Gotta Stick Together"
· "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"

· "Having a Few People Over"
· "Put Yourself First"
· "Textmergency"
· "Where Is The Rock?"
· "You Stupid Bitch"
· "Group Hang"
· "Romantic Moments"
· "Cold Showers"
· "JAP Battle"
· "Flooded with Justice
· "Gettin' Bi"
· "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

· "Dream Ghost"
· "I Could If I Wanted To"
· "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
· "Heavy Boobs"
· "I Gave You a UTI"
· "Angry Mad"
· "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
· "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
· "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

· "Just a Girl in Love"
· "Love Kernels"
· "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
· "Maybe This Dream"
· "Greg's Drinking Song"
· "Ping Pong Girl"
· "The Math of Love Triangles"
· "It Was a S*** Show"

· "We Tapped That Ass"
· "Makey Makeover"
· "Thought Bubbles"
· "Triceratops Ballet"
· "Friendtopia"
· "Stuck in the Bathroom"
· "Research Me Obsessively"
· "You Go First"
· "So Maternal"

· "Duh!"
· "Who's The New Guy?"
· "George's Turn"
· "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
· "Remember That We Suffered"
· "Santa Ana Winds"
· "Let's Have Intercourse"

· "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
· "Man Nap"
· "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
· "Period Sex"
· "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

· "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
· "Let's Generalize About Men"
· "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
·I've Got My Head In The Clouds
·Strip Away My Conscience
· "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
· "The Moment Is Me"
·I Go To The Zoo

· "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
· "The End of The Movie"
· "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
· "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
·A Diagnosis
·This Is My Movement
·The Very First Penis I Saw
·My Friend's Dad



Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

· "West Covina (I)"
· "West Covina (II)"
· "Settle For Me (I)"
· "Settle For Me (II)"

· "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
· "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
· "The Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

· "I Have Friends (reprise)"
· "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
· "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
· "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"

· "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
· "Rebecca's Reprise"
·"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

· "Sex Toys"

· "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

· "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

· "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

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